When the preacher starts the sermon on adultery and you been creepin with somebody husband
When the preacher starts a sermon on adultery but you been sleeping with him behind his wife’s back
and the wife looking back at you mad that she can’t beat yo ass in church like
that one lady who knows ALL the tea looking like
And Sister Shirley who can’t stand both yall asses looking like
And Sister Mary finding her way out cuz she cant stand all this drama in the church with yall sinning asses
Sister Loretta dont care bout yall cause she too busy being hit by the Holy Ghost
And you just in the back over all the bullshit because the pastor done said “One more thing and Imma let y'all go” three times already
Just as yall ready to leave the choir starts goin awf again and you like
but your momma like
Your complain a little too loud up under your breath and your mama hears you and looks at you like
And your grandma looking like
When the service is over and you go to shake the pastor’s hand and everyone is looking so you trying to stay cool.
What church y'all go to?
When you trying to figure out what’s going on because you Fucking Pastor Too!
Dead af son
This could be a movie 😂








